I don't actually have any oral-sex tips for you today, just wanted to draw in your attention, all deceitful-like, so as to have it undivided for...
THE RECAP
Yes! A wistful look back through the good times we've had together here at Alt85 over all the days. Who could forget:
- our fun-filled discussion of beloved actor Ke Huy Quan and the action-packed blockbuster hit Indiana Jones 2: The Spooky Synagogue? [peel here and see!]
- Mr. Cranky's explosively hilarious dissection of subway/sidewalk etiquette in New York City, the city of lights, the city of angels! You won't be able to stop laughing...not even to breathe! [subway! sidewalk!]
- our now-classic two-part peek into the lovable CGI vagina of Pixar's "Eve"! [scoops! scoops!]
- or our special op-ed by Henry Kissinger, "After These Messages," a delightfully irreverent look at the role of commercial advertising in our culture! [ yay capitalism! ]
Tune in next week for more wacky...ALTERNATE 1985!
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