the vagina game

So then, in the last year of the 20th century (not to be confused with the 1900s¹), a young woman extended an invitation to play "the vagina game" (not to be confused with vaginal intercourse²):

     "so, [short round], there really *is* a vagina game, but apparently this is how you play: take the title of a movie and replace one of the words with 'vagina.'

     "examples:

     "The Thin Red Line --> The Thin Red Vagina

     "The Hunt for Red October --> The Hunt for Red Vagina

     "101 Dalmations --> 101 Vaginas

     "Star Wars --> Vagina Wars."

These instructions, combined with a strong desire not to work on our senior theses, resulted in an incredible creative outpouring from my friend and me.  What follows is just some of what I came up with.  (I've left out my roommate's excellent contributions,³ but only at great cost to the stunning exhaustive and encyclopædic effect of our original e-mail response to the instigator quoted above—who I believe was extremely impressed, or deeply concerned.)  This may be best read aloud.

Vagina and the Tramp

The Shawshank Vagina

Raiders of the Lost Vagina

The Silence of the Vagina

GoodVaginas

Vagina Club

Ferris Bueller's Vagina Off⁴

The Little Vagina

The Vaginafather

Godzilla vs. Mechavagina

Full Metal Vagina

A Clockwork Vagina

Vagina 2: Judgement Day

Sixteen Vaginas

Little Shop of Vaginas

The Sound of Vagina

It's a Wonderful Vagina

A Christmas Vagina

What's Eating Vagina

Good Morning Vagina

Vagina Now

Vagina Dogs

Vaginas in the Mist

Jurassic Vagina

Vaginas Not Included

Star Trek VI: The Final Vagina

The Wild Wild Vagina

The City of Lost Vagina

Vagina Durham

Throw Mamma off the Vagina

The Vagina Strikes Back

The Last Vaginafighter

Romancing the Vagina

The Vagina of the Nile

Vagina on a Wire

Reservoir Vagina

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

The Golden Vagina

Wayne's Vagina

Bill & Ted's Excellent Vagina

The Vaginas of Madison County

Ruthless Vaginas

Vagina Interrupted

The Vagina Squad

Vagina Tap

Three Men and a Vagina

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas

The Good, the Bad, and the Vagina

The Vagina Who Knew Too Much

Bedtime for Vagina

Vagina-22

Mrs. Vaginafire

Vagina-Hur

Vaginas Like Us

Dr. Zhivagina

Dances with Vaginas

Rebel Without a Vagina

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Vagina

Pee-Wee's Big Vagina

The 13th Vagina

The Seventh Vagina

The Hunchback of Notre Vagina

Vaginadraft

An American Vagina in Paris

Vagina by Vaginawest

Rear Vagina

Vagina Dundee

Invasion of the Vagina Snatchers

Night of the Living Vagina

Kindergarten Vagina

The Vagina and I

My Fair Vagina

2001: A Space Vagina

The Vagina Thief

A Vagina Treasure Island

Grumpy Old Vaginas

Vagina and Hooch

See No Vagina, Hear No Vagina

Rosemary's Vagina

Boyz N the Vagina

Vaginarats

The Vaginasucker Proxy

Vaginaphobia

Charlie and the Vagina Factory

The Englishman Who Went up a Hill and Came Down a Vagina

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Vagina

The Vagina Before Time

Vaginatown

Vagina Slickers

Vagina Slickers 2: The Search for Curly's Gold

Take the Vagina and Run

Vagina Claus: The Movie

The Race for the Vagina Helix

The Vagina Storm

The Vagina Book

Major Vagina

Mystic Vagina

Apt Vagina

All the President's Vaginas

Vaginajuice

My Dinner with Vagina

Clear and Present Vagina

etc. etc.

¹ With which there was admittedly a 99-year overlap.

² Which is not a game and indeed is serious like World War II.

³ As he is now a respectable doctor^a and a gentleman.

     ^a But not, strangely enough, a vagina doctor.

⁴ Better if you could hyphenate the last two words, but that probably breaks the rules.