reeeeecap

Here's what went on in Alt85 World [theme park coming soon] since our last exciting recap:

1. We learned that nothing is permitted...including the forbidding of everything.
2. A helpful citizen pointed out that the new Cook–Biggs–Hudson flick is a white cracker movie.
3. It turned out that Bush & co. did not mean to deceive anyone when they launched their "honesty and candor"–free "propaganda campaign."  Well, in that case, they are forgiven!
   
4. Ladybugs fucked on a flower—they did not "make love."  But why?
5. Old Jon Stewart and his writing team used the power of juxtaposition to expose the rotten core of the GOP's current campaign strategies...and everyone just laughed, as if it were merely comedy.
6. In 1987 you were kicked out of a hot dog–eating contest for masturbating.
7. S-me v-wels, we learned, G-d just d-esn't care f-r.
8. What do Judd Apatow, George Lucas, Joseph Stalin, and John McCain have in common?  They all need to stop wiping their butts with the past.
9. A plucky little elephant defied copyright law and won a nation's heart.
10. Ha ha!  Some people have funny names!
11. We looked at some records for some reason.

WILL THE GOOD TIMES NEVER END??

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