The same food company will have different products in different countries. Did you know this? This is even though the world is flat. So if you live in France, you can buy Kellogg's Extra with dark chocolate, but if you move back (earlier than planned) to the United States of America, where's your Kellogg's Extra then? The only option available to Yankees is to pour Ghirardelli 60% Cacao Bittersweet Chips into a bowl of Kashi Go-Lean Crunch. But what is this, the Dark Ages? What would our great-great-grandparents say if they saw us pouring chocolate chips into a bowl of Colon Blow? (They'd say, "BRAINS!!!!"—because they're zombies.)
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