THIS WEEK'S CONTEST

"It's a good thing we brought this fruit skeleton."

Joey Stigmatakov, Astoria, N.Y.

"If we run out of fruit, we can start eating her hat."

Simon Stigmatakov, Astoria, N.Y.

"Something something something this recession!"

Dr. Eloise Klein, Snowbridge, Conn.

"Here we are in a liferaft with only a Chiquita Banana skeleton to sustain us!"

Jonathan Algonquin Liptonshire, Lawrence, Kans.

"I knew we should have invited the bacon man!"

Jennifer Smooth, San Antonio, Tex.

"I'm sorry, Harry: we're voting you off the island!"

The Rev. Christopher Rickman, Springfield, Mass.

"You're bald."

Martin Skipper, Ann Arbor, Mich.

"Something something something Caroline Kennedy!"

Fran Mosquito-Liquify, Henderson, Nev.

"Yeah, I don't know, I've never gotten too into Springsteen.  Some of his stuff I like, but I've never been able to work up a real passion about any of it."

Franky "Elevator" Jones, Spokane, Wash.

"Boba Fett?  Boba Fett?  Where?"

Col. Luke Worcestershire (ret.), Truro, Mass.

"Something something something the GOP! / Blagojevich! / my ex-wife!"

Jason Mall, Asheville, N.C.

"Women!"

Michael Furnace, San Dimas, Calif.