my nominee for stupidest ad campaign

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Here is a partial list of things that these advertisements do not do:

1. amuse
2. titillate
3. comment interestingly on society (or any other other subject)
4. make any sense on any level
5. tell us anything at all about Svedka vodka (except that their ad campaign sucks)

The only thing these ads inspire in me (apart from irritation) is wonder that they are still around after—I don't know—years, at this point? Does that mean they work? If that's so, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with the Quaker Oats guy: call it quits, humans, call it quits.