what's cooking

Below please find a partial list of what I'm up to in real life:

• writing a young-adult, sci-fi/comedy novel!
• doing for Pete's Dragon what James Joyce did for Homer's Odyssey!
• trying to figure out how to sell a cartoon show to Adult Swim!
• sitting on an unfinished hour-long HBO-style drama pilot (opposite of above), and waiting to see whether it hatches!
• pitching longshot book-review proposals to well-known periodicals!
• imagining what it might be like to be a television writer!
• masturbating! blogging!

Short Round at work on his blog.

Sometimes I eat and sleep! Maybe one day I'll make some friends!

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