Excuse me, are you Jewish?

The Mitzva Tanks are back, driving around blasting irritating music for God.* Remember, folks: Do Not Commit Immoral Sexual Acts! By the way, the dude in that picture is the messiah.

Something about their offer to educate everyone about Judaism makes me feel roughly the same way I imagine I'd feel if it were suggested to me that I seek out information about sharks from Jabberjaw.**

(Below please find a photograph of a Mitzva Tank blocking traffic on Bleecker because the clown driving it pulled into the intersection without making sure first that he'd have enough room to make it through. Note that the light is turning yellow;*** think about what that means, gridlockwise. If you have any questions you'd like to ask these guys, they are full of wisdom and eager to educate you!)

* Excuse me: G-d.

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***You may need to click to enlarge.