Sorry, Simon, yours isn't so great.* But Bob and Barbara, you fucking did it!
Note that when being positive about something like this I start cursing like a GI. Note also that neither of these surprisingly funny captions is particularly funny—which goes to show how terrible this goddamned fucking bullshit contest really is!
A-and we're back.
* You think that's what a woman might look like after giving birth? Lying calmly on her back, fully clothed, on a table? And why is the doctor holding a handful of porcupine quills, hm? Sure, you can come up with answers and rationalizations, but my point is that this joke does not follow intelligently from the image. No offense to Simon, whom we all know to be an excellent, usually hysterically funny, and intensely magnetic and attractive human being.
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