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Sunday, May 31, 2009

300 already


It's been no time at all since 250, but let's do this.

YOUR NEW ALL-TIME FAVORITE ALT85 POST:
Is Ferris Bueller Cameron Frye's Tyler Durden?

YOUR NEW RUNNERS-UP FROM THE LAST 50:
Terminator Salvation Is No Fuckin' Good
Long Live the Hill Valley Tannens!

OTHERS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:
Back to the Future Part II Is Underrated
There Are Ween People and There Are Tenacious D People
A Single Example of the Humor in Juxtaposition
Sgt. Pepper: So Overrated It's Underrated
Oh, This Puritanical Culture
Pete's Dragon fan fiction(?)
The Star Wars Prequels Are Underrated (Well, Not Really)*
Letters to the Editor

A still from a profoundly idiotic film.


* Or, "All You Need (2 Win These Star Wars) Is Love"
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