Friday, May 15, 2009

locker-room douchebaggery

I'm not particularly charmed by somebody's leaving his gym clothes inside-out on the bench (that people have to sit on, note) while he goes off to take a shower, but what you can't tell (because I didn't want to photograph anybody else's stuff) is that he's also taking up more than one half of the bench with it. Who does that? Why does he think it's O.K.? A different version of me would just sweep all that shit onto the ground with a single disdainful gesture.


It occurred to me that you could read this as ASSTIEDPE: ass-tied P.E.? Not sure what that would mean, but I like to imagine that it would be critical of gym class.

I don't like sports. No one does.*


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