Wait a minute...am I suffering from some kind of cognitive deficit, here, or is this sign problematic? I mean, my Math scores weren't as high as my Verbal on the SAT, but isn't the range 715–739 contained within the range 701–751? I guess what they really mean isn't so much "701–751" as "701-714 & 740–751"? But so then why don't they say that? (Important note: the person I was with had no trouble understanding where room 730 was and didn't hesitate even two seconds. So, yes, maybe some kind of cognitive deficit. O-or neurological disorder.)
I think naturally is one of those words that are at risk of losing their meaning. Instructions on how to be naturally anything seem problematic. HOW TO BE NATURALLY THIN: Inherit a high metabolism; have a genetic predisposition toward thinness. Next week: HOW TO BE NATURALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Troubling pay-per-view pornography made wonderful by the troubling copy. "Maybe they're a turn on because they remind you of your first sexual experience." Yeah...maybe that's it. I love that whoever wrote this is kind of trying to apologize on behalf of whoever wants to watch this movie, offering something that's somewhere in between a justification ("Ohhh, I can see how you might have thought this was pedophilia; no, it's nostalgia") and a psychological explanation ("INCEST PORN: Maybe it's a turn on because you're conflicted about your relationship with your family").
ULTIMATE MADELEINES!!! For memory trips that'll knock your socks off! Why go in search of lost time when you can blow lost time out of its gopher holes with an explosion of buttery flavor? Get out of your sick bed and write the shit out of 20th-century literature! ULTIMATE MADELEINES!!!
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Wait, there aren't going to be any more Madeleines?
That's the ultimate joke about how ultimate means last. Or I hope so, anyway.
[IMPORTANT NOTE: Let there be no mistake: the above is an excuse and only an excuse to make another ultimate joke. I mean no disrespect to the Street. Full respect to the Street.]
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