holy crap: 400?!

We're coming up on 1¼ years of Alternate 1985. Here are your stats.

ALL-TIME FAVORITE POST

Still the one about Fight Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off...by a lot.

ALL-TIME RUNNERS-UP

Heyyy, the wily octopus, pulling into second! I like the way you think!

The Yale Journal of Pretentious Free-Association (the old #1)

Why Back to the Future Part II is great.

NEW FAVORITES (since 300)

Why Back to the Future Part III is terrible.

On the Ghostbusters novelization.

Faulty parallelism in a TV commercial.

Quitting Facebook.

Ghostbusters and The Shining (a personal favorite).

ALL-TIME FAVORITE CATEGORIES

Fuck This Ad

Grammar Sluts

That Silver Screen