From: [Short Round]
Subject: Young M.C.C.C.P.
Date: September 10, 2003 11:22:57 PM EDT
To: E—, A—
Below please find "Bust a Move" lyrics translated into Russian and then back into English. Thank you.
Your better friend Harry's obtained fraternized Larry.
In 5 days from now, he goes it married.
It it nadeyetsya you it can it made it there if you you can,
because in the ceremony you you budete by the best person.
You is which you speak, "Neato," you will verify your libido,
and bank to tserkov in your new tuxedo.
Then bride goes for a walk upward exactly so that it would begin the wedding,
and one more than girl you not budete it obtained.
Therefore you you begin the thought, after this you begin it blinked.
To views bridesmaid and dumayete that you you budete podmigivayushch.
By it you dumayete you it wakes by form cute; therefore she winks back
And now you feel by actually solid because girl it wakes by the stacked.
Method skipping, you force bass, you look girl and your heart begins it was struck.
Spoken she he wants it danced because it it was loved groove,
And you znayete it made: you bust the motion.
You coming, toots. My name is Oji.
From: [Short Round]
Subject: Knight DJ Style Outstanding Husband and Fresh Prince
Date: September 17, 2003 12:12:04 PM EDT
To: J—
JAPANESE
It was understood, it is state here.
My parent went to the holiday of week
They left the key to brand-new Porsche.
Do they make the air?
Umm, it is good, naturally is not.
I take that for exactly small revolution
And show that perhaps in 23 friends.
I around the neighborhood exactly that cruise.
It is good, perhaps I should, is not.
Obtaining you obtain, naturally I should, is.
Payment note plotting is thick here:
I in the edge of my block pulled out in the corner.
That is when me looking at the step of the girl of this beautiful girlie.
I as I spoke, chose the telephone of my car because of perpetrate.
At body dimension of the girl this should be looked.
Depending upon me in order to pull interest to her my angle sounded the alarm exactly.
As for that because of me she said, "is?"
Me it could grow, said, "."
As for her? "Why," you said
I said, "you come, if you take, riding in a car of the guy."
She said, "have I how known that it is not the sickness?
The deranged insanity which can be several."
I said, "you coming, toots. My name is Oji.
On that, is insanity this kind of Porsche which?"
She agreed, we was in our manners.
She seeing very carefully, therefore was I, I must say.
We hit against MacDonald which was pulled in drive;
We order MAC whose two is large and fries whose two is large, become the coke.
She kicked her shoes on the floor.
She said "drive fast. As for speed me who am attached."
She put her hand on my knee; I put my foot on the gas;
We obtained majority whiplash, me left so fast.
You opened the roof of the sun, music it was high
And it was moving the hand of the girl this steadily on my [??].
She developed three buttons of her outing shirt for the present.
I why did not become aware in that patrol car, I who am presume.
It was good, I had done the 90 of Porsche where my mother is new,
In order and to make the shortage of this long story,
When the policeman the excess pulling me, I could to have;
I said, "there is no license in me, but it operates very well, the public official."
I possessed the heart seizure of that day almost:
I 12 years which are the girl old escape found!
I stored the car, it was obstructed
And there was no manner because of me the fact that it has been based is avoided.
My parent does not return from holiday in order to obtain me.
As for me on the other hand as for having my father rather than hitting against me, it is in the jail.
My parent me walked my grip which is obtained; As for me trip? "How oh high," the mother at the time of the ampere and the father you said
You did not speak those. I, "think that we would like to defend my my case," you said
But my father pushed me of the car exactly with my surface.
That was riding in a car which the foam/home is hard. I do not know I how continued.
Those took revolution: One while other 1 is operating, strikes me.
I me the mistake which was made exactly cannot believe that.
It is good, the parent puts time of problem of the same no.
So all children who cross the land you, entirely,
Take that from my: The parent does not understand by any means.
CHINESE
Good, this situation.
My father item goes in a week vacation sum
They left behind the essential character to give brand-new Porsche.
They can mind?
Umm, is very good, certainly is not.
I will adopt it for young revolving
And is possible to display it to two three friends.
I cruise it nearby neighborhood.
Very good, I possibly should not.
Certainly I should.
Gives the notice, this thick plot:
I have pulled out to the quoin in mine block terminal.
That was I looks at this happy girlie girl to walk.
I pick up me carphone crime like I to converse.
You should look at this girl's bodily dimension.
I obtain her according to mine loudspeaker to note.
She said that, "is that for my?"
I said, "."
She said, "why?"
I said that, "progresses and adopts rides with the person."
She said that, how "I did know you are not the defect?
You can be some deranged lunatic."
I said that, "progresses, loudspeaker. My name is a prince.
Besides, the lunatic can have Porsche to like like this?"
She agrees with and us is in us on the way.
She searches extremely good and therefore is I, I must say.
We have hit MaC$donald, is pulled into the driver;
We have selected two big rubber waterproof cloths and two greatly fry in oil the thing and the coking.
She has kicked her shoe floor.
She fast said, "driver. The speed causes me to be frantic."
She puts hers hand on mine knee; I put mine foot in the gas;
We nearly obtained have whipped, I that fast left.
Sunday the roof has not tied, the music is high
And this girl's hand steadily acts my thigh.
She so far opened three buttons in hers shirt.
I guessed therefore I have not noted that police vehicle.
Very good, I make 90 in mine Aunt's newly built Porsche,
And makes this long story to be short,
When the police pulled my me to frighten;
I said that, "I do not have a permit, but I drive very well, captain."
I nearly have heart attack in that date:
I find the girl am 12 years becoming a fugitive!
I have been arrested, the automobile is detained
And does not have the mode to cause me to avoid earthing.
My father item must come back from the vacation obtains me.
I compared have me the father to hit me rather to be able to be in the jail.
My father item has come in, I obtained my clip; I said, "ampere-hour, mother, daddy, how your travelling schedule?"
They have not spoken. I said that, "I want to entreat me the situation,"
But my father has pushed me in the automobile by mine face.
That hardly rides the family. I did not know how I did survive.
They in turn: You perplex me work as another 11 actuations.
I am unable to believe it, I have made the error.
Very good, the father item is similarly does not have the question time also not to place.
So to you, all children all stretches across the real estate,
Adopts it from me: The father item did not understand.
In order and to make the shortage of this long story,
When the policeman the excess pulling me, I could to have;
I said, "there is no license in me, but it operates very well, the public official."
I possessed the heart seizure of that day almost:
I 12 years which are the girl old escape found!
I stored the car, it was obstructed
And there was no manner because of me the fact that it has been based is avoided.
My parent does not return from holiday in order to obtain me.
As for me on the other hand as for having my father rather than hitting against me, it is in the jail.
My parent me walked my grip which is obtained; As for me trip? "How oh high," the mother at the time of the ampere and the father you said
You did not speak those. I, "think that we would like to defend my my case," you said
But my father pushed me of the car exactly with my surface.
That was riding in a car which the foam/home is hard. I do not know I how continued.
Those took revolution: One while other 1 is operating, strikes me.
I me the mistake which was made exactly cannot believe that.
It is good, the parent puts time of problem of the same no.
So all children who cross the land you, entirely,
Take that from my: The parent does not understand by any means.
CHINESE
Good, this situation.
My father item goes in a week vacation sum
They left behind the essential character to give brand-new Porsche.
They can mind?
Umm, is very good, certainly is not.
I will adopt it for young revolving
And is possible to display it to two three friends.
I cruise it nearby neighborhood.
Very good, I possibly should not.
Certainly I should.
Gives the notice, this thick plot:
I have pulled out to the quoin in mine block terminal.
That was I looks at this happy girlie girl to walk.
I pick up me carphone crime like I to converse.
You should look at this girl's bodily dimension.
I obtain her according to mine loudspeaker to note.
She said that, "is that for my?"
I said, "."
She said, "why?"
I said that, "progresses and adopts rides with the person."
She said that, how "I did know you are not the defect?
You can be some deranged lunatic."
I said that, "progresses, loudspeaker. My name is a prince.
Besides, the lunatic can have Porsche to like like this?"
She agrees with and us is in us on the way.
She searches extremely good and therefore is I, I must say.
We have hit MaC$donald, is pulled into the driver;
We have selected two big rubber waterproof cloths and two greatly fry in oil the thing and the coking.
She has kicked her shoe floor.
She fast said, "driver. The speed causes me to be frantic."
She puts hers hand on mine knee; I put mine foot in the gas;
We nearly obtained have whipped, I that fast left.
Sunday the roof has not tied, the music is high
And this girl's hand steadily acts my thigh.
She so far opened three buttons in hers shirt.
I guessed therefore I have not noted that police vehicle.
Very good, I make 90 in mine Aunt's newly built Porsche,
And makes this long story to be short,
When the police pulled my me to frighten;
I said that, "I do not have a permit, but I drive very well, captain."
I nearly have heart attack in that date:
I find the girl am 12 years becoming a fugitive!
I have been arrested, the automobile is detained
And does not have the mode to cause me to avoid earthing.
My father item must come back from the vacation obtains me.
I compared have me the father to hit me rather to be able to be in the jail.
My father item has come in, I obtained my clip; I said, "ampere-hour, mother, daddy, how your travelling schedule?"
They have not spoken. I said that, "I want to entreat me the situation,"
But my father has pushed me in the automobile by mine face.
That hardly rides the family. I did not know how I did survive.
They in turn: You perplex me work as another 11 actuations.
I am unable to believe it, I have made the error.
Very good, the father item is similarly does not have the question time also not to place.
So to you, all children all stretches across the real estate,
Adopts it from me: The father item did not understand.
Adopts it from me: the father item did not undertsand.
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