more subway douchebaggery

Here's a new one: this kid didn't splay his legs wide open like he had some kind of crotch rash, but instead sat diagonally in the seat—a creative new way to occupy two seats when you're not even morbidly obese. I applaud his creative thinking! Note: He was sitting this way when we pulled into Grand Central Station and people poured in, and somebody had to ask him to move—he didn't just do it automatically when it was clear that people wanted to sit. That's the spirit, kid! Fuck your fellow man! [See also.]