<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post109062095858336412..comments</id><updated>2009-11-23T11:03:24.016-08:00</updated><category term='grotesque (and essentially desexualized) Barbie-doll silicone bimbo-monsters'/><category term='that ass'/><category term='fourth wall'/><category term='Wing-Ding bullshit'/><category term='opinionating'/><category term='women in men&apos;s shirts'/><category term='we fear change'/><category term='MC Bullshit'/><category term='human beings say the darnedest things'/><category term='Ernest Scribbler'/><category term='1:1'/><category term='god-shaped hole'/><category term='soundtrack'/><category term='recap'/><category term='fuck New New York'/><category term='ingesting fæces'/><category term='what Bo knows'/><category term='Lennon/McCartney'/><category term='so fuckin&apos; Cobra Snake'/><category term='handbasket to hell'/><category term='douchebags'/><category term='believe it'/><category term='sports'/><category term='OPP'/><category term='all you need'/><category term='blecch'/><category term='the day-to-day'/><category term='mum-mum'/><category term='TV eye'/><category term='pretention'/><category term='junk philosophy'/><category term='LA&apos;s desert origins'/><category term='junk irony'/><category term='Deep Thought'/><category term='dollar dollar bill y&apos;all'/><category term='morons'/><category term='the mighty Bloom'/><category term='auto-biograph'/><category term='Rules girls'/><category term='Superman'/><category term='April Fools'/><category term='grammar sluts'/><category term='Godzilla'/><category term='the pathetic fallacy'/><category term='Pac-Man'/><category term='soft Luddism'/><category term='eschatological humor'/><category term='expressionistic dream-world abstract representations of vulvas'/><category term='The Man'/><category term='letters to the editor'/><category term='junk religion'/><category term='the the tar tar pits'/><category term='l&apos;art pour l&apos;art'/><category term='the great Jon Benjamin'/><category term='comedy-tragedy'/><category term='New Yorkese'/><category term='McGruff the crime dog'/><category term='what is it about you'/><category term='democracy'/><category term='cannibalism'/><category term='the lick it / stick it conundrum'/><category term='Dr. Toothy&apos;s fashion braces'/><category term='that silver screen'/><category term='Alt85'/><category term='Italian for toddlers'/><category term='Spider-Man'/><category term='DB bistro'/><category term='maybe a little defensive?'/><category term='unclear'/><category term='public transportation'/><category term='fuck this feature'/><category term='users are losers and losers are users'/><category term='spaz culture'/><category term='sympathy for the devil'/><category term='smoke gets in your eyes'/><category term='cute little Chinese stereotypes'/><category term='the Last Supper'/><category term='porno-Puritanism'/><category term='flashback'/><category term='the sausage industry'/><category term='the International Jewish Conspiracy'/><category term='DFW'/><category term='gremlins'/><category term='WC fields'/><category term='the Future Blob'/><category term='bibliophilia'/><category term='Incontinentia Buttocks'/><category term='helpful citizens'/><category term='fuck this public-service announcement'/><category term='the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways'/><category term='Dr. Henry Kissinger'/><category term='Sam Rock you rock so well'/><category term='great job'/><category term='I maybe never made a label for musical theater'/><category term='ZB bistro'/><category term='fuck this ad'/><category term='PARTY'/><category term='Unfortunate Word Choice™'/><category term='you and you and you'/><category term='crap on the haps'/><category term='your complete breakfast'/><category term='Picasso and the gang'/><category term='Evil Robot Bill and Ted'/><category term='Fromm-style cooking'/><category term='le nationalisme'/><category term='fuck this T-shirt'/><category term='1.21 gigawatts'/><category term='easy as 1-2-3'/><category term='hieroglyphic kitsch'/><category term='tomato/tomato'/><category term='octopodes'/><title type='text'>Comments on Alternate 1985: indecipherable street slang [UPDATED x2]</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.alt85.com/feeds/109062095858336412/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html'/><author><name>Short Round</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10316379024287889607</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x3jjE7RQdFc/S0NzFlitk6I/AAAAAAAACP0/X0oeppdzHdU/S220/%5Btumblr_kvhgcuaGwd1qaz558o1_500.jpeg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-3893713146684759733</id><published>2009-11-23T11:03:24.016-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T11:03:24.016-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Excuse me, but in the heat of the moment I appeare...</title><content type='html'>Excuse me, but in the heat of the moment I appeared to have been hoisted by my own petard. &lt;br /&gt;When I said: &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#39;t be to quick to criticize Mr Bradford,&amp;quot; what I meant was &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#39;t be too* quick to criticize Mr Bradford.&amp;quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/3893713146684759733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/3893713146684759733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1259003004016#c3893713146684759733' title=''/><author><name>Jacob</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16319945943943310287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1107949510'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-609590788277905121</id><published>2009-11-23T10:58:43.534-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T10:58:43.534-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yet another instance of adults that are so concern...</title><content type='html'>Yet another instance of adults that are so concerned with the deliberately awful grammar of young people that they make rather awful grammatical errors themselves.  Hypocrites.&lt;br /&gt;Because he is speaking in the vernacular, I wouldn&amp;#39;t be to quick to criticize Mr Bradford. It could be argued that some internet vernaculars (1337, LOLspeak) have their own unique grammatical rules.  &lt;br /&gt;          Although I do not fully agree with that statement, I would like to say that the oft-criticized &amp;quot;black speak&amp;quot; (or Ebonics) of American-American proletariat IS a unique dialect with astonishing internal and regional consistency that conforms to its own rules.  African-American vernacular is not just corrupter Proper (American) English, it is a genuine dialect of the English language.&lt;br /&gt;http://www.stanford.edu/~rickford/ebonics/EbonicsExamples.html&lt;br /&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/609590788277905121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/609590788277905121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1259002723534#c609590788277905121' title=''/><author><name>Jacob</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16319945943943310287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1107949510'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-5330676493743673229</id><published>2009-11-11T19:45:16.102-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T19:45:16.102-08:00</updated><title type='text'>pancake is slang for crack according to urban dict...</title><content type='html'>pancake is slang for crack according to urban dictionary. i assume that they want you to believe he was looking for crack.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/5330676493743673229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/5330676493743673229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1257997516102#c5330676493743673229' title=''/><author><name>d.c.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05056320722631706961</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_M_jsrl_-g2s/R6VqIaTnrtI/AAAAAAAAABM/fYMbNQEAAJE/S220/castat.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-431586220'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-8155694830484948715</id><published>2009-11-11T14:53:12.736-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T14:53:12.736-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mistake!  When I used the web site&amp;#39;s store ...</title><content type='html'>My mistake!  When I used the web site&amp;#39;s store locator, I hadn&amp;#39;t realized that I had it set to show only the nearest three locations.  As for the variety of menu items, I respond simply that IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/8155694830484948715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/8155694830484948715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1257979992736#c8155694830484948715' title=''/><author><name>Short Round</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10316379024287889607</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2019509504'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-3322092236882907582</id><published>2009-11-11T14:44:13.947-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T14:44:13.947-08:00</updated><title type='text'>IHOP has a variety of menu items above and beyond ...</title><content type='html'>IHOP has a variety of menu items above and beyond pancakes. And yes, there is an IHOP in Jackson Heights as well.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/3322092236882907582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/3322092236882907582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1257979453947#c3322092236882907582' title=''/><author><name>TID Staff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07736418210796580114</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1076277969'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-9041347965340291807</id><published>2009-11-11T14:32:43.606-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T14:32:43.606-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There is not just one IHOP in New York City.</title><content type='html'>There is not just one IHOP in New York City.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/9041347965340291807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/109062095858336412/comments/default/9041347965340291807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html?showComment=1257978763606#c9041347965340291807' title=''/><author><name>RatherBeBiking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11002946214914910451</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Rll1Mov5PU/Sc5lPD00-BI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/AGhCvWge0nk/S220/l.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2009/11/indecipherable-street-slang.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-109062095858336412' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/109062095858336412' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1137222877'/></entry></feed>
