<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post4041936151387130767..comments</id><updated>2008-07-03T08:54:18.674-07:00</updated><category term='grotesque (and essentially desexualized) Barbie-doll silicone bimbo-monsters'/><category term='that ass'/><category term='fourth wall'/><category term='Wing-Ding bullshit'/><category term='opinionating'/><category term='women in men&apos;s shirts'/><category term='we fear change'/><category term='MC Bullshit'/><category term='human beings say the darnedest things'/><category term='Ernest Scribbler'/><category term='1:1'/><category term='god-shaped hole'/><category term='soundtrack'/><category term='recap'/><category term='fuck New New York'/><category term='ingesting fæces'/><category term='what Bo knows'/><category term='Lennon/McCartney'/><category term='so fuckin&apos; Cobra Snake'/><category term='handbasket to hell'/><category term='douchebags'/><category term='believe it'/><category term='sports'/><category term='OPP'/><category term='all you need'/><category term='blecch'/><category term='the day-to-day'/><category term='mum-mum'/><category term='TV eye'/><category term='pretention'/><category term='junk philosophy'/><category term='LA&apos;s desert origins'/><category term='junk irony'/><category term='Deep Thought'/><category term='dollar dollar bill y&apos;all'/><category term='morons'/><category term='the mighty Bloom'/><category term='auto-biograph'/><category term='Rules girls'/><category term='Superman'/><category term='April Fools'/><category term='grammar sluts'/><category term='Godzilla'/><category term='the pathetic fallacy'/><category term='Pac-Man'/><category term='soft Luddism'/><category term='eschatological humor'/><category term='expressionistic dream-world abstract representations of vulvas'/><category term='The Man'/><category term='letters to the editor'/><category term='junk religion'/><category term='the the tar tar pits'/><category term='l&apos;art pour l&apos;art'/><category term='the great Jon Benjamin'/><category term='comedy-tragedy'/><category term='New Yorkese'/><category term='McGruff the crime dog'/><category term='what is it about you'/><category term='democracy'/><category term='cannibalism'/><category term='the lick it / stick it conundrum'/><category term='Dr. Toothy&apos;s fashion braces'/><category term='that silver screen'/><category term='Alt85'/><category term='Italian for toddlers'/><category term='Spider-Man'/><category term='DB bistro'/><category term='maybe a little defensive?'/><category term='unclear'/><category term='public transportation'/><category term='fuck this feature'/><category term='users are losers and losers are users'/><category term='spaz culture'/><category term='sympathy for the devil'/><category term='smoke gets in your eyes'/><category term='cute little Chinese stereotypes'/><category term='the Last Supper'/><category term='porno-Puritanism'/><category term='flashback'/><category term='the sausage industry'/><category term='the International Jewish Conspiracy'/><category term='DFW'/><category term='gremlins'/><category term='WC fields'/><category term='the Future Blob'/><category term='bibliophilia'/><category term='Incontinentia Buttocks'/><category term='helpful citizens'/><category term='fuck this public-service announcement'/><category term='the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways'/><category term='Dr. Henry Kissinger'/><category term='Sam Rock you rock so well'/><category term='great job'/><category term='I maybe never made a label for musical theater'/><category term='ZB bistro'/><category term='fuck this ad'/><category term='PARTY'/><category term='Unfortunate Word Choice™'/><category term='you and you and you'/><category term='crap on the haps'/><category term='your complete breakfast'/><category term='Picasso and the gang'/><category term='Evil Robot Bill and Ted'/><category term='Fromm-style cooking'/><category term='le nationalisme'/><category term='fuck this T-shirt'/><category term='1.21 gigawatts'/><category term='easy as 1-2-3'/><category term='hieroglyphic kitsch'/><category term='tomato/tomato'/><category term='octopodes'/><title type='text'>Comments on Alternate 1985: after these messages</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.alt85.com/feeds/4041936151387130767/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/4041936151387130767/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2008/07/after-these-messages.html'/><author><name>Short Round</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10316379024287889607</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x3jjE7RQdFc/S0NzFlitk6I/AAAAAAAACP0/X0oeppdzHdU/S220/%5Btumblr_kvhgcuaGwd1qaz558o1_500.jpeg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-3512059391284734202</id><published>2008-07-03T08:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-03T08:54:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This "no" obviously works in the tomatoes/donkey i...</title><content type='html'>This "no" obviously works in the tomatoes/donkey industry.  Go shill somewhere else!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/4041936151387130767/comments/default/3512059391284734202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/4041936151387130767/comments/default/3512059391284734202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2008/07/after-these-messages.html?showComment=1215100440000#c3512059391284734202' title=''/><author><name>ShortRound</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10316379024287889607</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2008/07/after-these-messages.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-4041936151387130767' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/4041936151387130767' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2019509504'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-8219463305354293873</id><published>2008-07-03T08:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-03T08:46:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In a marketing class I took the teacher helpfully ...</title><content type='html'>In a marketing class I took the teacher helpfully pointed out that the root of "marketing" is "market," and that the original pre-advertising form of advertising was simply a person standing there in the physical market with his/her box of tomatoes or donkeys or what-have-you, actually telling you face-to-face why you should buy the tomatoes/donkey.  Surely plenty of lying went on there, but if you found out later your tomatoes were rotten or your donkey listless, you could go right back on the next market day and be like, WTF to the seller, plus tell all your other friends.  But once the market gets too big for this to work, market*ing* as we know it starts taking place, and the message gets more and more mediated and more and more easier to manipulate.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/4041936151387130767/comments/default/8219463305354293873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/4041936151387130767/comments/default/8219463305354293873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.alt85.com/2008/07/after-these-messages.html?showComment=1215099960000#c8219463305354293873' title=''/><author><name>No</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14763594227688566111</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.alt85.com/2008/07/after-these-messages.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031319710729069700.post-4041936151387130767' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2031319710729069700/posts/default/4041936151387130767' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-331756579'/></entry></feed>
